Why did Mom apologize for the burnt rolls? She didn’t—she just sang, “Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the… oven.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!