Why was the 2021 dinner so “Vermont-chic”? Because after the Inauguration, everyone sat in their chairs with their arms crossed, wearing huge wool mittens and looking like they’d rather be at the post office.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!