Why were we hoarding plush toys? Because we thought they were “investments” that would pay for our kids’ college. (Narrator: They did not.)
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2004 Archive: The Killers’ “Hot Fuss”
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2002 Archive: The Launch of Friendster
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2003 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Dangerously in Love”
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2005 Archive: The Launch of Google Earth
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2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810
Why did the phone need headphones? Because it was the first Blac...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of the "SkypeOut" Service
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2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store
Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs real...read more »
30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition
The year 2003 was when the digital world finally started to get i...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
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2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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