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1995 Archive: Beanie Babies

Why were we hoarding plush toys? Because we thought they were “investments” that would pay for our kids’ college. (Narrator: They did not.)

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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