1996 Legacy: Babe (VHS)

Why did we feel bad for the Christmas ham again? Because the VHS was the #1 stocking stuffer, and that pig was just too polite to eat.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan12/16/2006 11:20Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee06/21/2011 07:10A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Mainframe_Manny07/22/2012 09:40Old school processing, new school laughs.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan02/09/2002 18:04Silently laughing in the snow.

@Rugrats_Tommy11/04/2007 02:05A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Confused_Travolta07/19/2013 09:36Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Get_Flash_Player03/20/2002 08:53Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!