2015 Archive: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine compatible with my health app?” “It’s a pill, Dave. It’s compatible with your stomach.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Pharmacist
2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo
Why was the HR manager horrified? Because the boss sent an email saying, “Let’s all Netflix and Chill in the breakroom to discuss the new… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo
2014 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as a guy who just got ‘swiped left’ by his dream girl.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
2014 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 53 Classic… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Fan
2014 Vintage: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and stay away from the ‘Ice Bucket’ for 48 hours.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge &… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pill Logic
2013 Archive: The iPad Air
Why did the boss think he was floating? Because his tablet was “light as air” (and so was his business strategy). Part of the 74… Read More »2013 Archive: The iPad Air
2013 Classic: The Selfie Stick
Why did the blonde try to use a real tree branch to take a photo? She heard “Selfie Sticks” were the new trend and wanted… Read More »2013 Classic: The Selfie Stick
2012 Vintage: The Borderlands 2 Fan
One (Claptrap), but he can’t climb the stairs to get to the ladder. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Borderlands 2 Fan
2012 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a GoPro to the funeral? To document the “distribution of assets” in 1080p. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Inheritance
2012 Archive: The Microsoft Surface Launch
Why was the tech-uncle “clicking” a keyboard? Because the first Surface tablet came out, and he was convinced that “Touch Covers” were the end of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Microsoft Surface Launch