1998 Legacy: The Sand
What did the sand say to the tide? “Long time no sea.” Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Sand
1998 Vintage: The Nokia 5110 Owner
They don’t change the bulb; they just play Snake in the dark. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Halloween H20
Why Jamie Lee Curtis? For proving that you can outrun a masked killer for 20 years and still look great in a pixie cut. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Halloween H20
1997 Vintage: The Paper
I’m a printer. I’m just paged out. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Riot
We’ve reached a peak in civilization where grown adults are wrestling in toy store aisles for a red Muppet that giggles when you poke it.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Riot
1996 Archive: The Netscape Gold
I feel like I’m browsing the web in a tuxedo now that I’ve upgraded to the “Gold” version of the browser. Part of the 60… Read More »1996 Archive: The Netscape Gold
1996 Vintage: The Dad’s Shoes
Why did the dad put his shoes in the microwave? He wanted to “heat up” his stride. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dad’s Shoes
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the computer said: “Insufficient Disk Space… and I’m not talking about the hard drive.”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
1995 Legacy: The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
Why did they extend it indefinitely? To make sure that the “Nuclear Club” stays exclusive, like a VIP lounge where the bouncers have ICBMs. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty