Why Jamie Lee Curtis? For proving that you can outrun a masked killer for 20 years and still look great in a pixie cut.
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2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
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2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
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2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
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2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
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2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
Legends: Why Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio? For proving that "Wax...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition
In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
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2024 Archive: The Madame Web "Ambulance"
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In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
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