I’m a foodie. I’m just “selecting” the best.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Found a real treasure with this one.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
I see what you did there. Clever!