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1995 Legacy: The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty

Why did they extend it indefinitely? To make sure that the “Nuclear Club” stays exclusive, like a VIP lounge where the bouncers have ICBMs.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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