“As sour as a guy who just got ‘swiped left’ by his dream girl.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!