2012 Classic: The Bread
I’m “rising” from the bunker. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Voice Recognition
She tried to use voice-to-text. The phone just kept typing “Help me” over and over again. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Voice Recognition
2010 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”? Because Jay-Z told everyone to stop using the robot voice, and the Grammys agreed (for about five minutes). Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance
2009 Vintage: The Law Abiding Citizen Justice
Why the cell? For a movie that suggested Gerard Butler is the most dangerous man in the world even when he’s sitting in his underwear… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Law Abiding Citizen Justice
2008 Vintage: The Smartphone
Why did the blonde call her phone a “Professor”? Because it was “smarter” than her old Motorola. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Smartphone
2008 Classic: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Broken Dreams’. That’s a pre-existing condition for everyone born before 1990.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash &… Read More »2008 Classic: The HMO
2008 Archive: The Dark Knight Logic
Why did the lawyer represent the Joker? He argued that “some men just want to watch the world burn” is a valid insanity plea. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Dark Knight Logic
2007 Archive: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone… Read More »2007 Archive: The Amos
2007 Archive: The Hot Fuzz “Greater Good”
Why the swans? For a sequel that proved Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are the only people who can make a village fete look like… Read More »2007 Archive: The Hot Fuzz “Greater Good”
2006 Vintage: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Top Friends.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Closing Argument