2008 Classic: The HMO

“We don’t cover ‘Broken Dreams’. That’s a pre-existing condition for everyone born before 1990.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

@MIRC_Operator03/27/2015 04:38/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/09/2009 08:02Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@HTML_Hacker04/14/2001 08:52<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Top_Gun_Maverick04/24/2013 06:34I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Noob_Slayer_X06/10/2010 13:27Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Viewer_Number_109/29/1998 06:59First! And it’s funny!