2022 Classic: The Euphoria Style
“I’m doing my makeup like the show!” “You look like you walked through a glitter factory during an earthquake. This isn’t high school, it’s a dentist appointment.”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Euphoria Style
2021 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Mel Gibson for Dangerous? For proving that he can still find a way into the Razzie nominations by playing a very bored psychiatrist. Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2019 Archive: The Space Force Birth
Why did the Pentagon create the Space Force in 2011? To prove that “Guardians of the Galaxy” isn’t just a movie, it’s a career path… Read More »2019 Archive: The Space Force Birth
2019 Legacy: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” spoiler. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Grinch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Why was he so mean? Because in 2018, even the Grinch realized that he needed a hip-hop soundtrack by Tyler, the Creator to be relevant.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Grinch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
2018 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, it’s because you’re not ‘living your best life’!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
2016 Classic: The Sherlock “Abominable Bride” Win
Why? Because even when it’s a confusing Victorian dream, the Academy still loves Benedict Cumberbatch in a scarf. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sherlock “Abominable Bride” Win
2016 Vintage: The “Salt Bae” Reveal
Why was the salt falling off the elbow? Because 2016 taught us that seasoning meat can be a theatrical performance. Part of the 39 Christmas… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Salt Bae” Reveal
2016 Classic: The Moana
“You’re Welcome.” I sing this every time I do a basic chore. My wife is considering “restoring the heart” of our marriage by moving out.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Moana
2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo
Why was the HR manager horrified? Because the boss sent an email saying, “Let’s all Netflix and Chill in the breakroom to discuss the new… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo