Why did the Pentagon create the Space Force in 2011? To prove that “Guardians of the Galaxy” isn’t just a movie, it’s a career path for people who want a cool patch and a desk job that’s 200 miles above the nearest Sergeant Major.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
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