Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years ago.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2015 “Windows 10 Upgrade, Smartwatch Scare & Cord-Cutting Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!