Why did it turn one in ’03? To celebrate a full year of telling Americans that a “Yellow Alert” was just a “Code Orange” that… Read More »2003 Archive: The Department of Homeland Security Birthday
Why did the lawyer represent a contestant on The Simple Life? He wanted to prove that “not knowing what Walmart is” constitutes a legal disability. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The Reality TV Boom
“I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of… changing a goddamn bulb?!’” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
Why did the lawyer bring a puppet to court? To represent the “controlled” witnesses. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell… Read More »2001 Classic: The Witness Stand
Why were the kids afraid to fly to Grandma’s? Because after that movie, even a slightly loose tray table felt like a sign from the… Read More »2000 Legacy: Final Destination
Why was the mood suddenly dark? Because the radio played the 6-minute version of the song while we were trying to eat light-hearted cupcakes. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Stan” by Eminem
Why was the boss confused? He couldn’t figure out why he “couldn’t edit the digital paper.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End… Read More »1999 Classic: The PDF Format
Why doesn’t truth serum work on lawyers? They just cross-examine the chemicals until the serum admits it’s wrong. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Truth Serum
Why did the presentation take 2 hours? Every letter flew onto the screen with a different sound effect. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The PowerPoint Transition
Why the robot voice? Because Cher introduced us to Auto-Tune, a tool meant to fix pitch that she used to turn herself into a digital… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Cher “Believe” Revolution
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