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2000 Legacy: Final Destination

 Why were the kids afraid to fly to Grandma’s? Because after that movie, even a slightly loose tray table felt like a sign from the universe.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9611/12/2007 07:02What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Shrek_Ogrelord12/19/1996 12:26Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@SpiderMan_Tobey03/03/2003 18:59With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Toy_Story_Woody12/12/2010 07:10There is a joke in my boot!
@Coffee_Addict09/03/2000 00:37404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Gremlins_Gizmo07/08/2013 03:55Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/08/2005 03:11One billion... laughs!
@Viewer_Number_103/29/2004 09:11First! And it’s funny!

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