2009 Legacy: Slumdog Millionaire (Oscars)
Why did it sweep? Because in 2009, we all wanted to believe that destiny is the ultimate “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” answer. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: Slumdog Millionaire (Oscars)
2009 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “American Boy”? Because Estelle and Kanye West made London and New York sound like the same party. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2008 Classic: The Password
I’m “keeping” my bank PIN secret—not that it matters. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Classic: The Password
2007 Classic: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the zoom feature. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2006 Classic: The Bluetooth Ringtone Infiltration
A solemn, silent moment during the closing prayer being completely shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a heavily compressed, crackling MP3 snippet of a… Read More »2006 Classic: The Bluetooth Ringtone Infiltration
2005 Vintage: The Mariah Carey “The Emancipation of Mimi”
Why the comeback? Because “We Belong Together” stayed at #1 for 14 weeks, proving you should never count out the Queen of the Octaves. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Mariah Carey “The Emancipation of Mimi”
2005 Vintage: The Paranoia
“Doctor, I feel like I’m being followed.” “I know, I’m the one following you. It’s part of the premium package.” Part of the 62 Doctor… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Paranoia
2005 Legacy: Crash
Why was the dinner so “deep”? Because the movie won the Oscar, and everyone spent the meal trying to find a “connection” with people they’ve… Read More »2005 Legacy: Crash
2004 Classic: The Motorola Logic
“Hello Moto.” I told her this when she walked in. She said, “Goodbye, Husband.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola”… Read More »2004 Classic: The Motorola Logic