2018 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Java
2018 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Archive: The Luke
2017 Archive: Call Me By Your Name
Why were we all looking at peaches differently? Because in 2017, Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer made everyone want to move to Italy and be… Read More »2017 Archive: Call Me By Your Name
2015 Vintage: The Spy Movie
“I’m a top-secret agent.” “Your search history says you spent three hours looking up ‘how to boil an egg’. Not very Bond-like.” Part of the 56 Adult… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Spy Movie
2015 Legacy: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Little Cloud
2015 Vintage: The F-35 “Dogfight” Report
Why was the Air Force sweating in 2015? Because a leaked report said an F-16 from the 1970s “beat” the F-35 in a mock fight—proving… Read More »2015 Vintage: The F-35 “Dogfight” Report
2015 Archive: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to follow on Snapchat. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: Best R&B Album
Why Love, Marriage & Divorce? Because Toni Braxton and Babyface together is the musical equivalent of a silk bathrobe. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: Best R&B Album
2014 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant Passing MJ
Why was the Lakers’ season still bad? Because Kobe became #3 on the all-time scoring list, but the team was losing so much that even… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant Passing MJ
2014 Classic: The Downton Abbey Hype
Why didn’t Maggie Smith show up again? Because she probably considered a Monday in Los Angeles to be the height of vulgarity. Part of the… Read More »2014 Classic: The Downton Abbey Hype