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2014 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant Passing MJ

Why was the Lakers’ season still bad? Because Kobe became #3 on the all-time scoring list, but the team was losing so much that even the Mamba was starting to run out of patience.

Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/03/2012 13:11You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory06/04/1995 00:06Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@RoboCop_9005/02/1996 10:52Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/17/2007 21:43Super green! Hilarious!
@Napoleon_Dyna03/29/1998 05:06Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Badger_Badger_M03/17/2007 23:32Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@First_World_P11/08/2009 08:44My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Woman_Yelling_C03/02/2012 18:25The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Challenge_Acc07/04/1997 09:55Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Net_Neutrality10/30/2011 22:14Equality for all jokes!

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