2018 Vintage: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Pikachu_Fan_8802/19/2006 09:20Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Shrek_Donkey10/20/2008 21:20And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Sion_Partier10/24/2007 08:11The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Donnie_Darko_8802/04/2005 08:38Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Dodgeball_Pat01/05/2015 17:21If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Hacktivist_Fan05/20/2015 10:10Hacking into the comedy mainframe.