2023 Classic: The TikTok “Orange Peel” Test
A girl asks her boyfriend to peel an orange for her. He says, “I’m busy with my beer.” She leaves. The bartender says, “Tough break,… Read More »2023 Classic: The TikTok “Orange Peel” Test
2023 Classic: The Pooh & Piglet Couple
Why did they win Worst Screen Couple? Because their chemistry as “blood-thirsty slashers” was about as romantic as a car crash in a swamp. Part… Read More »2023 Classic: The Pooh & Piglet Couple
2022 Classic: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 8)
Why the upgrade? To make sure we can distinguish between a “Tank” and a “Fake Wooden Tank” designed to trick our million-dollar missiles. Part of… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 8)
2022 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Judi Dench lose? Because Ariana DeBose was “Cool” and from “West Side,” and you can’t beat that combo. Part of the 43 Oscars… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2022 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Social Re-entry Specialist.’ He just made me order a coffee in person while making eye contact. I fainted. Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Specialist
2022 Archive: The 2022 Pink Sauce
A girl on TikTok made a sauce that is neon pink. People are eating it. 2022 is a “brave” year for the human stomach. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The 2022 Pink Sauce
2021 Legacy: The COP26 Summit in Glasgow
Why were world leaders flying private jets to talk about carbon footprints? To prove that “Sustainability” is something you talk about over expensive scotch while… Read More »2021 Legacy: The COP26 Summit in Glasgow
2021 Vintage: The King Richard Drive
Why the tennis balls? For Will Smith proving that he can win an Oscar for being a dedicated (and very stubborn) dad, right before he… Read More »2021 Vintage: The King Richard Drive
2019 Legacy: The Link
I’m “sharing” the Mandalorian trailer. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Disney+ Nostalgia
Why were the 30-year-olds watching Lizzie McGuire? Because the streaming service launched and they wanted to ignore their adult responsibilities. Part of the 49 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Disney+ Nostalgia