Why the upgrade? To make sure we can distinguish between a “Tank” and a “Fake Wooden Tank” designed to trick our million-dollar missiles.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!