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2017 Archive: Call Me By Your Name

 Why were we all looking at peaches differently? Because in 2017, Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer made everyone want to move to Italy and be sad in the summer.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The End of 2025
 Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
 Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2024 Classic: Shōgun
 Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranag...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
 Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
 Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
 Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »

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2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
 Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro05/30/2013 07:27Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Hercules_Xena02/26/2002 11:44By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Cyber_Security_X01/11/1995 12:20Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Tank_Operator05/03/1998 17:57Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Donnie_Darko_8809/08/2005 04:22Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Jackass_Johnny08/29/2001 10:30Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@BackToFuture_M04/21/1995 13:01Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Gremlins_Gizmo04/21/1998 05:14Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Delicious_Links11/24/1995 23:09Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Evolution_Dance11/08/1997 10:43The history of humor in one post.

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