Why was the Air Force sweating in 2015? Because a leaked report said an F-16 from the 1970s “beat” the F-35 in a mock fight—proving that a $100 million stealth jet is great, unless it actually has to move.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
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In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
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