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2015 Vintage: The F-35 “Dogfight” Report

Why was the Air Force sweating in 2015? Because a leaked report said an F-16 from the 1970s “beat” the F-35 in a mock fight—proving that a $100 million stealth jet is great, unless it actually has to move.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/17/2015 23:25Bloody brilliant, mate!
@HTML_Hacker11/18/2000 19:42<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Gnutella_User02/06/2014 09:20Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green10/21/2006 12:37Super green! Hilarious!
@He_Man_Power05/25/2004 18:25I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Confused_Travolta06/10/2008 05:49Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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