A solemn, silent moment during the closing prayer being completely shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a heavily compressed, crackling MP3 snippet of a radio hit that he received via Bluetooth from his classmate.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic
A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition
In 2020, church life experienced an unprecedented, rapid shift as...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
The history of humor in one post.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!