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2006 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Mr_Blonde_Dance08/05/2009 11:00Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Distracted_Boy09/01/2004 14:15Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Mondo_Media_X12/30/2011 17:01Top tier web animation humor!
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