1998 Legacy: The Truth Serum
Why doesn’t truth serum work on lawyers? They just cross-examine the chemicals until the serum admits it’s wrong. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Truth Serum
1998 Vintage: The Stress
“You’re stressed.” “I know.” “That’ll be $150 for the confirmation.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Stress
1997 Archive: The Deep Blue vs. Kasparov
Why was the Dad at the BBQ feeling insecure? Because a computer beat the world chess champion, and now he wasn’t sure if his grill… Read More »1997 Archive: The Deep Blue vs. Kasparov
1997 Classic: The Home Office
We bought a “computer desk” that takes up half the living room. It’s mostly used for storing junk mail. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Home Office
1997 Legacy: The Cluelessness
I asked her what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, “Surprise me.” I bought her a George Foreman Grill. The surprise was how fast… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Cluelessness
1996 Archive: The 1996 Final June Bell
The beautiful sound that meant three months of freedom, playing outside until the streetlights came on, and completely forgetting how to do long division. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The 1996 Final June Bell
1996 Legacy: The Martini Order
A guy walks into a trendy lounge and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or a lemon twist?” The guy says, “Just keep the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Martini Order
1996 Vintage: The Mall
We went to the Mall of America. She complained that it wasn’t big enough to hold all her grievances. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Mall
1996 Legacy: Nelson Mandela & The Spice Girls
What happened when Mandela met the Spice Girls? It was the only time “Girl Power” met “Moral Power,” and nobody was quite sure who was… Read More »1996 Legacy: Nelson Mandela & The Spice Girls
1996 Legacy: The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
Why did he debut as Rocky Maivia? Because in 1996, the WWE thought a guy with a pineapple haircut and a big smile was the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)