Why was the Dad at the BBQ feeling insecure? Because a computer beat the world chess champion, and now he wasn’t sure if his grill could eventually outsmart his burger-flipping technique.
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
That still only counts as one laugh!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.