2001 Classic: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a puppet to court? To represent the “controlled” witnesses.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/28/2000 20:48They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Optical_Mouse_9902/09/2012 21:52I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Jesus_Quintana08/23/2010 05:55Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/02/2009 14:16You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Stick_Death_Fan10/02/2006 23:22Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Retweet_King03/11/2006 16:00RT if you think this is funny!