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2003 Archive: The Department of Homeland Security Birthday

Why did it turn one in ’03? To celebrate a full year of telling Americans that a “Yellow Alert” was just a “Code Orange” that had been through the wash.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop07/10/2000 22:25Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Hercules_Xena11/30/2001 00:56By the gods, this is a funny one!
@MTV_Unplugged06/29/2005 03:49Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/03/2011 07:56In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller06/14/1996 11:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Uncle_Rico_9810/21/2008 12:37I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

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