Why was the mood suddenly dark? Because the radio played the 6-minute version of the song while we were trying to eat light-hearted cupcakes.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Problem? No, just laughs!