2008 Legacy: The “Postal” Logic
Why Uwe Boll? For making a movie based on a controversial game that was somehow less offensive than the actual cinematography. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Postal” Logic
2008 Classic: The “Maverick” Branding
Why did McCain love that word? Because “Longtime Senator” sounds like part of the problem, but “Maverick” sounds like a guy who’d fix your car… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Maverick” Branding
2008 Classic: The Number
I’m “counting” on a miracle. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Bolt Dog
A dog who thinks he’s a superhero. It’s basically The Truman Show but for Labradors. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bolt Dog
2007 Archive: The New Year’s 2008
“My resolution is to spend less time on my iPhone and more time… oh wait, I just got a notification. Nevermind.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2007 Archive: The New Year’s 2008
2007 Classic: The MacBook Air Tease
Why was the businessman staring at his manila envelope? Because he’d heard a rumor that Steve Jobs was about to pull a computer out of… Read More »2007 Classic: The MacBook Air Tease
2006 Archive: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Erik Morales III
Why did the fight only last three rounds? Because Manny decided to end the trilogy early so he could make it to dinner on time.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Erik Morales III
2006 Archive: The MySpace Celebrity
One, but they need 5,000 “friends” to comment “PC4PC” before they do it. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing… Read More »2006 Archive: The MySpace Celebrity
2006 Archive: The 2006 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year that proved CGI can make a man a baby, but it can’t make a bad… Read More »2006 Archive: The 2006 Final Razzie Vibe
2005 Classic: The Iraq Constitution
Why was the 2005 vote a military success? To prove that you can get millions of people to vote at gunpoint, as long as the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Iraq Constitution