2004 Vintage: The Notebook Expectations
Ryan Gosling has set the bar for romance so high that if I don’t build a house with my bare hands, I’m basically a failure.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Notebook Expectations
2004 Legacy: The Ben Roethlisberger Debut
Why were the Steelers fans so happy? Because a rookie QB went 13-0 as a starter, making the veterans look like they were moving in… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ben Roethlisberger Debut
2004 Archive: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Fire
I’m “burning” a new CD. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Yu-Gi-Oh Banlist Crisis
The absolute outrage on the playground when the school monitors banned specific shiny cards because the trades were causing actual fistfights during lunch break. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Yu-Gi-Oh Banlist Crisis
2003 Classic: The Spider
I’m “surfing” the web. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Big Fish Tall Tales
Why Tim Burton? For a movie that made everyone call their dads and ask if they actually ever fought a giant or met a witch.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Big Fish Tall Tales
2002 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Port
2002 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Friends? For proving that “The Break” lasted exactly long enough for the Academy to miss them. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2001 Classic: The A Beautiful Mind Math
Why Russell Crowe? For proving that if you write enough invisible equations on a window, the Academy will give you all the trophies. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The A Beautiful Mind Math