2014 Classic: The “First Kiss” Viral Video
Why was the table so awkward? Because everyone saw that video of strangers kissing and spent the meal wondering if they should start hugging the… Read More »2014 Classic: The “First Kiss” Viral Video
2013 Archive: The Radio
She hates “Indie Rock.” She says it sounds like “people who are sad about having to pay for their own hair gel.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Radio
2013 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Mali
Why did they speak French? To make sure that the bill for “Consulting” looked more elegant. Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Mali
2012 Legacy: The Tom Bergeron Win
Why did he break Jeff Probst’s streak? Because in 2012, Dancing with the Stars was apparently more important than surviving on a desert island. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Tom Bergeron Win
2010 Archive: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
Why was the salesman so popular? Because he could “tether” his phone and provide internet to the whole stranded airport lounge. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Archive: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
2009 Vintage: The Hangover
A guy walks into a bar with a tiger on a leash and a missing tooth. The bartender asks, “Las Vegas?” The guy says, “I… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Hangover
2009 Legacy: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Free Internet” that devalued his “Billable Online Research.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Library
2009 Classic: The “Single Ladies” (Still!) Momentum
Why were the Dads still doing the dance? Because the 2008 craze was so powerful it took a full 12 months for the “put a… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Single Ladies” (Still!) Momentum
2009 Vintage: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with wordplay (again). Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Number
I’m “counting” on a miracle. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified