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2008 Classic: The Number

 I’m “counting” on a miracle.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen02/08/1999 04:02A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Snake_Game_Pro02/27/2004 23:53I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Walter_Sobchak11/29/1998 04:15Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/28/2001 13:27Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@True_Story_Neil11/06/1998 00:21True story! I was there!
@Futurama_Fry_M05/05/2011 06:10Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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