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2022 Classic: The Elden Ring Absence Wave

Why did half the boys in the senior class suddenly develop a mysterious “24-hour stomach bug” on a random Friday in late February? Because FromSoftware released Elden Ring, and nobody was planning to leave their console until they defeated Margit and became the ultimate Elden Lord.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle Obsession, Elden Ring Absences & BeReal Alerts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1606/28/2008 04:43I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Web_Master_Flex04/16/2012 13:34I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Encarta_Explorer10/26/2007 01:26I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/22/2008 20:30I see funny people... everywhere!
@Magic_SchoolBus06/02/2006 00:44Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Pretty_In_Pink10/29/2006 09:36Classic 80s humor. Love it.

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