2024 Classic: The Flash Drive
Why did the blonde run past her computer? She wanted to use a “Flash drive.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern… Read More »2024 Classic: The Flash Drive
2024 Vintage: The Choice
“Should we trust the AI to plan our vacation?” “It suggested a 14-hour layover in a city that doesn’t exist.” “So… just like your normal… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Choice
2023 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2022 Classic: The Elden Ring Absence Wave
Why did half the boys in the senior class suddenly develop a mysterious “24-hour stomach bug” on a random Friday in late February? Because FromSoftware… Read More »2022 Classic: The Elden Ring Absence Wave
2022 Classic: The “Billionaire Minimum Tax”
Why was it proposed? To make sure that the people who own the rockets pay at least as much as the people who build them.… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Billionaire Minimum Tax”
2022 Archive: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Archive: The Hat
2021 Vintage: The Hybrid Work Paradox
Why was the salesman so confused? Because on Tuesday he was “Remote,” on Wednesday he was “In-Person,” and by Thursday he was just “Lost” in… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Hybrid Work Paradox
2021 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Dune is three hours long! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Lettuce
2021 Classic: The El Salvador Bitcoin Policy
Why was the U.S. worried? Because they didn’t want a “National Economy” to be based on something that moves more than a toddler on a… Read More »2021 Classic: The El Salvador Bitcoin Policy
2021 Archive: The Dune “Part One” Sand
I spent three hours watching Timothée Chalamet walk in the sand and look intense. It was beautiful, but I’m still waiting for the giant worms… Read More »2021 Archive: The Dune “Part One” Sand