Complaining loudly that the brand-new, required clear gel bottle on the kitchen counter smells entirely like industrial moonshine instead of a proper bar of lavender… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hand Sanitizer Aroma
I’m “selecting” my favorite Avenger. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the salesman walking with his phone held up like a mirror? He was using “Augmented Reality” to find a sandwich shop. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Google Maps “Live View”
Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. I’m currently “off the deep end” and I’m definitely “watching as I dive in” to my third tub of ice… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Shallow” Scream
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m ‘Live-Streaming’ your root canal.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances &… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Dentist 2
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Smart-Bed’ compatible. It’s supposed to feel like a laptop.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances &… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hospital Bed
“We found a donor, but their digital footprint is too messy for a clean transfer.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Transplant
“I’m ‘Salty’.” “About what?” “Everything. It’s the vibe of the year.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Final 2017 Thought
Why the “Burn the Witch”? For the band deleting their entire social media presence just to remind us they were still the masters of digital… Read More »2016 Archive: The Radiohead “A Moon Shaped Pool”
Why did everyone do Crossfit in 2016? So they could look like an “Operator” while doing their “Administrative” job. Part of the 36 Military Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Tactical” Fitness Craze
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