2001 Classic: The A Beautiful Mind Math
Why Russell Crowe? For proving that if you write enough invisible equations on a window, the Academy will give you all the trophies. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The A Beautiful Mind Math
2000 Archive: The Rain
I’m a cloud. I’m just “crying” out loud. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The “Total Force” Weekend
Why did the Reservists look tired? Because they spent the whole weekend learning a software system that would be obsolete by Monday. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Total Force” Weekend
1999 Legacy: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having books that were “grossly outdated” by at least 15 minutes. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Library
1998 Classic: The Dial-Up
She’s like a 56k modem—slightly faster than last year, but still makes a noise that gives me a migraine. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Dial-Up
1998 Archive: The 1998 Legacy
What is the most 1998 thing a lawyer ever did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining what a URL is.” Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The 1998 Legacy
1997 Classic: The Little Mountain
What do you call a mountain that’s always cold? “Chilly-manjaro.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making her New Year’s resolutions for me. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Enya “The Memory of Trees”
Why the fog? For another year where Enya sold millions of albums without ever leaving her castle or raising her voice above a whisper. Part… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Enya “The Memory of Trees”
1995 Classic: The Trackball Struggle
Why did the designer look frustrated? He was trying to draw with a “trackball” mouse. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Trackball Struggle