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2006 Archive: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Erik Morales III

Why did the fight only last three rounds? Because Manny decided to end the trilogy early so he could make it to dinner on time.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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