“My resolution is to spend less time on my iPhone and more time… oh wait, I just got a notification. Nevermind.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oops, I laughed again!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!