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2004 Classic: The Fire

 I’m “burning” a new CD.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro05/13/2013 18:51Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/27/1999 12:08My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/30/2005 17:30A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Men_In_Black_K03/14/2003 23:08We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Courage_Dog10/10/2009 08:37The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Chain_Mail_Hater03/09/2002 10:14I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@About_Dot_Com05/11/2011 17:46The human guide to online humor.
@Digg_Submitter_0502/07/2011 03:31Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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