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2002 Legacy: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/28/2009 23:41Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Cipher_Steak03/18/2005 23:08Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Big_Snatch_Boris05/18/2008 22:30Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@CatDog_Alone03/20/2008 02:06One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Slashdot_Effect09/20/2004 13:42We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Opera_User_9901/13/2000 15:10Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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