2019 Legacy: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato during the Mandalorian binge. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The “Stable Genius” (Part 3)
Why did it come back? Because in 2019, the President wanted to make sure we knew that his “Genius” was still “Stable,” even if the… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Stable Genius” (Part 3)
2018 Classic: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It’s an ‘Emoji’ code. 💀 means you’re sick, 💊 means take this.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite… Read More »2018 Classic: The Prescription
2017 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Justin Hurwitz win? For giving us a melody that stayed in our heads until the 2018 ceremony. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The Best Original Score
2017 Archive: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the next era. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The “I’m the One” DJ Khaled
Why was the 4th so “Khaled”? Because he gathered Justin Bieber, Quavo, and Chance the Rapper just to shout “ANOTHER ONE” every time someone took… Read More »2017 Classic: The “I’m the One” DJ Khaled
2015 Archive: The Martian (Matt Damon)
Why did Matt Damon get stuck in space again? Because in 2015, Hollywood decided that spending billions of dollars to rescue him from Mars was… Read More »2015 Archive: The Martian (Matt Damon)
2015 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2015 Bestie! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Tank
2014 Legacy: Matthew McConaughey (Interstellar)
Why was Matthew McConaughey crying in a spaceship? Because in 2014, he realized that “Alright, alright, alright” sounds a lot different when you’ve missed 23… Read More »2014 Legacy: Matthew McConaughey (Interstellar)
2013 Vintage: The Death of Lou Reed
Why did the world walk on the “Wild Side”? To remind politicians that true culture is made in the streets of New York, not the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Death of Lou Reed