2009 Archive: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Lunchables Deep Dish Pizza
The ultimate lunchroom power move: opening a yellow plastic tray that allowed you to spread cold sauce and shredded cheese onto three stale dough rounds.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Lunchables Deep Dish Pizza
2008 Archive: The Wanted “Curve the Bullet”
I spent twenty minutes trying to flick my wrist while throwing a tennis ball. I just hit my own leg. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wanted “Curve the Bullet”
2008 Vintage: The Flash Drive
Why did the blonde run past her computer? She wanted to use a “Flash drive.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Flash Drive
2008 Classic: The Obama “Hope” Posters
Why was the BBQ so optimistic? Because 2008 was the year of “Yes We Can,” and we applied that motto to everything—including “Yes we can… Read More »2008 Classic: The Obama “Hope” Posters
2008 Classic: The Mirror’s Edge
He’s “parkouring” again. He fell off the porch. No “Faith” in his abilities. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App… Read More »2008 Classic: The Mirror’s Edge
2008 Classic: The Touchscreen
Why did the blonde keep poking her TV? She thought every screen was now an iPhone. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The Touchscreen
2007 Classic: The Guinness Pour
A guy times it with his new iPhone. “119.5 seconds! Apple is amazing!” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men”… Read More »2007 Classic: The Guinness Pour
2007 Archive: The Juno Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the teenager in Juno? He argued that “Sarcasm” is a protected legal language under the 1st Amendment. Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Archive: The Juno Defense
2007 Classic: The Ricky Hatton vs. Floyd Mayweather
Why was the “Hitman” sleeping? Because Floyd landed a check-hook that sent the English fans home early and kept the “0” on his record. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Ricky Hatton vs. Floyd Mayweather