Why did he become the leading scorer in USA history? Because in Paris he won his fourth gold, hitting buckets so easily it looked like he was throwing crumpled paper into a trash can.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.