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2007 Classic: The Ricky Hatton vs. Floyd Mayweather

Why was the “Hitman” sleeping? Because Floyd landed a check-hook that sent the English fans home early and kept the “0” on his record.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro02/15/2002 14:21I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Hercules_Xena09/05/1995 18:57By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/08/1998 07:16I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Iron_Man_Tony05/02/1997 06:38I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Old_School_Frank06/30/2013 14:33We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Harambe_Memories09/18/1998 02:55Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Get_Flash_Player05/16/1999 15:50Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Construction_Dig09/08/2000 16:41Still digging for more humor!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/22/2006 22:08All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Shut_Up_Money12/17/2011 10:22Shut up and take my laughter!

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