2004 Classic: The Stress
“You’re stressed about the election.” “No, I’m stressed about my BlackBerry battery life.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic… Read More »2004 Classic: The Stress
2003 Vintage: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The MP3
I’m “compressed” for time. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Venti” coffees? Because Starbucks was the new “Corporate Church” of 2003. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Classic: The New Year Toast
2003 Vintage: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a briefcase and a laptop bag? One for the lies, one for the digital backups of the lies. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Power Move
2003 Legacy: The 2003 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a classic? Because it was the night the “Chill” won the “Thrill,” proving that in 2003, the Grammys preferred a latte and… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2003 Final Grammy Vibe
2001 Archive: The Web Browser War
Why was Netscape still in the trash? Because Internet Explorer 6 had already won the battle for our souls. Part of the 79 Office Groaners:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Web Browser War
2001 Classic: The Librarian
“Quiet! I’m trying to read by the light of the exit sign.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket… Read More »2001 Classic: The Librarian
2000 Legacy: The GPS (Selective Availability ended)
Why did we actually find the house this year? Because the government turned off the “blur” on GPS, and Dad finally didn’t have to use… Read More »2000 Legacy: The GPS (Selective Availability ended)
2000 Archive: The Waiting Room
They finally replaced the 1980s magazines with a 1999 issue of Wired. Progress! Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Waiting Room