2000 Legacy: The GPS (Selective Availability ended)
Why did we actually find the house this year? Because the government turned off the “blur” on GPS, and Dad finally didn’t have to use… Read More »2000 Legacy: The GPS (Selective Availability ended)
2000 Legacy: The Escape
I’m a convict. I’m just “fleeing” the punchline. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: Silent Hill
Why was there so much fog? Because the PlayStation couldn’t render buildings fast enough, so “atmospheric dread” became the perfect technical excuse. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Silent Hill
1999 Classic: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always somehow proves I’m doing my taxes wrong. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Classic: The Story
1998 Archive: The Salt
I’m a sailor. I’m just seasoned. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Stardust Spacecraft
Why were the kids looking at the ceiling? Because they heard NASA was going to catch comet dust, and they hoped it tasted better than… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Stardust Spacecraft
1998 Vintage: The iMac Revolution
Why did the lawyer buy a translucent Bondi Blue iMac? He thought it would make his billing practices finally look “transparent.” Part of the 51… Read More »1998 Vintage: The iMac Revolution
1997 Archive: The Sub-Folders Organization
Why was the manager confused? He couldn’t find the “Reports” folder inside the “1997” folder inside the “Stuff” folder. Part of the 64 Office Groaners:… Read More »1997 Archive: The Sub-Folders Organization
1996 Vintage: The Counting Crows “Recovering the Satellites”
Why was Adam Duritz sad? For proving that having dreadlocks and being a rock star still required a heavy amount of introspection and complaining about… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Counting Crows “Recovering the Satellites”
1996 Archive: The Catalog Call Standoff
Reading a sixteen-digit credit card number over a crackling telephone line to a mail-order operator three times because Grandpa refuses to speak up. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Catalog Call Standoff